N’Jai The Writer


I been away for a minute!!

Ok so, lets cut the long ting… Skepta dissin Wiley, SNM!! Then Ghetts reviewing Skepta’s, Bashy’s and Wileys albums.. Then SN1’s Giggs collaborates with Mike Skinner on probably the most commercially credible tune from Giggs to date, in a deep, meaninful, relative-to-the-times song called ‘Slow Songs’ happy viewing.. and by the way, I’m BACK!!!

Big up to SBTV.



Slim by name.. Phat Quality

I am finding it increasingly difficult to differentiate the level in quality between Slim and Eddie Kadi as the King Of UK Comedy. Eddie has been a personal favourite for a while and although his and Slim’s style differ, they both have a natural talent that aspiring UK comedians in particular can look up to and aim to emulate.

It’s definately a good look for the UK the way in which comedians are now being embraced into the entertainment industry, i.e. Eddie and Kevin J’s cameo roles in the ‘Ransom’ mini-movie/music video by Bashy.

Slim never seems to disappoint!! I’m going to see him live May 2nd, that should be BIG!! I would DEFO pay to see him but the fact that I got press entry makes that a BONUS and a half I tell ya!!!!

It’s only £15 though and men if you wanna take a woman out but your lyric game and charisma is not really up to scratch this will definately be a good ice-breaker and you’ll take her home smiling!!



So was this pre-planned??

I don’t mean to carry on going on about this ‘Its-Alot Gate’ scenario however I saw this and found it particularly interesting and made me think was Temps’s reaction towards Grim at Eskimo dance pre-empted. I.e. Was he in the frame of mind that if Griminal brought it in any way towards him, he was prepared to react physically?

You’ll see why I say that when you watch the video for yourself, in Temps’s defence there are some unwritten laws of lyrical clashes, and the ’suck your Mum’ talk doesn’t really get respect *Vybes Kartel Vs Mavado at Sting 2008 springs to mind, Vybez was on top until the crowd turned on him after he said that to Mavado* so where Temps had heard the SBTV (video below in another post) and he heard how Grim was talkin, for man to say that face to face was literally ALOT!! 



Greengate V Boy Better Know

It all started with ‘It’s Alot!!’ That one statement, brings us to where we are now and the current situation is the following:

Some will say this is the end for Grime, it’s not!!



Show me how you scroll down.. Man I said swear down!!
April 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
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First thing u got to sign in..

Then Update ur status.. Blood, let me see u do the facebook skank..

If I get good feedback on this one I  PROMISE to video myself doing this skank to the riddim.. Just drop ANY comment below and if the response is good enough I WILL buss this skank..



Remember Kano and Dangermouse?

Pay attention from 2:15 into the video when he addresses the Kane situation..

I’m sure if you know Kano from ‘Boys Love Girls’ days and if you was around at the Streetz Incarcerated, Bound 2 Blow and Lord Of the Mic era then you’ll defo remember this guy, well he’s back..

Big up GrimeDaily.com



Ghetts And Mr 32 Taste Testing!!
February 26, 2009, 9:47 am
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Courtesy of RWD TV, Ghetts and Wretch recently indulged into the brand new Walkers Crisps collection.. This is funny!!



Griminal sends For SKEPTA, CHIPMUNK and TEMPA T!!!
February 10, 2009, 5:36 pm
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Well the grime ’sending’ continues… The lastest barrage has come from Nasty Crew’s hottest artist, Griminal who addresses Skepta’s much talked about ’skeng done to the tree’ lyric made famous by the BET freestyle. Griminals response was ‘U can’t be fuckin with me, I don’t care what the Skeng done to the tree, If you see what the blade did to a face!!!’

It didn’t stop there as a few bars later he sent for Chipmunk with ‘He’s like Beast, I’m like please, none of these boys got the hunger to feed!!’

Lastly but by no means least he finally sends back for Tempa T (it was widely suggested Grim may have been to shook to reply but 4:06 in the video it’s quite clear Griminal is NOT having it!!

Just some fun for your viewing pleasure!!!



Curtis said Ross’s Mum looks like the Nutty Professor!! LOL

Now I been waiting for something exciting to occur in the Hip-Hop, and on the verge of the release of his new album, 50 Cent did not disappoint. Admittedly though, it wasn’t him who started the latest beef with Rick Ross..

Ross released his new single featuring John Legend recently, set to be the first off his album, Deeper than Rap which should be out in April, on the B-Side to that single he released Mafia Music (click to listen) which goes at a few artists, 50 included.

50 took about a day or two to reply, and released Officer Ricky which goes direct at Ross and the chorus is based around the fact that Ross, who was recently exposed as being a Police Correctional Officer, contrary to basically EVERYTHING that Ross is meant to be about i.e.big Miami drug lord!!!! (Ross still denies the accusations).

Then….. on Shade 45, a US radio station, Ross had an interview where he explained his stance on the situation.

However, in typical 50 Cent fashion, he done it BIG!! He went to the lengths of getting Ross’s babymother on camera, where she exposes certain things regarding Ross, and just to take it to that next level, 50 himself went Deeper than Rap and took Ross’s babymother shopping, buying expensive clothing, something she claims Ross is uncapable of, as she claims most of Ross’s expensive assets are HIRED!! You HAVE to watch how 50 takes the Pi££!!!

Now, on a personal level I look at rappers, spitters and such as entertainers, I don’t take their every claim as the truth, but I might like the delivery or the content. So in all honesty whether Ross was a fed is neither here nor there to me BUT I must say it does take away some integrity of the music and maybe would make me less inclined to freely listen to such an artist. But in saying that, so many people still listen to Lil Wayne ever after his kissing incident with Birdman so do we really care about an artist’s private life or the quality of their album?

Here’s the final interview from Ross with Miss Info!!! He talk’s da talk still!!



Can Wiley Be Beaten?
2 Of The Oldest, 2 Of The Best

2 Of The Oldest, 2 Of The Best

Durrty Goodz’s latest move to attempt to de-throne Wiley as the King Of Grime may have been a shot in the foot for the once highly rated Goodz.

Some are from the school of thought that this move by Goodz may simply be a promotional stunt to promote his soon-to-be-released Ultrasound CD. Others, believe that this is much more than a promo and with the level of bars that has been directed towards eachother, it’s hard to believe otherwise;

‘And if you wanna get bright // Then try I’m a warlord I’m taking your life // Remember every time you’re writing a lyric // My man’s in the cell sitting down doing life //’ WILEY.

Now this Wiley and Goodz lyrical battle has history, they are old foes. I remember them battling it out in 2002-2003 days, at that stage Goodz was called Durrty Doogz and he went hard at Wiley, arguably one of Wiley’s hardest battles to date.

Fast forward to 2008, out of the blue Wiley released ‘Where’s My Brother,’ a banger that hardly nobody said they disliked. It was one of those songs, you didn’t fully know what the concept was, like every line was a double subliminal, and you couldn’t really comprehend what it meant but you knew it was a big tune.  Many a conspricy theory were attributed to the song but as often with Wiley, it never fully made sense.

Later on in the year Wiley made it known that the song was unrelated to his once protege Dizzie Rascal, this led to further speculation. It later became known that amongst others, Wiley was relating part of the song in the direction of Durrty Goodz and his life-imprisoned younger brother Crazy Titch.

Goodz made an appearance on Logan Sama before the turn of the year and directed bars towards Wiley as well as playing some of the songs from his new CD which also had bars for Richard Kylie as he is less often known.

This prompted the ‘Angry Garden Gnome Freestyle’ from Wiley which has brought us to where we are now, I don’t know how long this war will continue or whether it will, but whatever it is, I have to say that Wiley is arguably the hardest MC in Grime to clash, he has been through the whole works. There is not much more an MC can say to insult Wiley, we’ve heard he like’s younger girls, heard he smokes crack, but he is still the biggest commodity to Grime.

Also, I cannot see much other MC’s going at Doogz and talking about the sensitive Titch situation and blatently say that he should stop spitting in respect of his imprisoned brother!!

Thanks to www.grimeforum.com

HERE’S the download link to the latest Logan Sama War Report featuring Doogz V Wiley and Rinse MC V Jeeday Jawz.

Enjoy!!



Don’t Phone Me!!
December 26, 2008, 10:37 am
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The artist formerly known as Ghetto, now Ghetts makes his comeback in quite a big way!!

Watch the FoneJacker style intro!! The best video intro I’ve seen in a while, ‘I make the black boys sing for me!!’ LOL

Expect big things in ‘09 from him.. His album, The Justification Of J.Clarke is supposedly soon finished and he may get an album release with the company that signed his Sing For Me Electro Remix.



Skepta, Wiley, Ghetto, JME, Devlin, Lethal B, Kano, Bashy Getting Sent For!!
December 23, 2008, 2:56 pm
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Rinse MC has been creating a little buzz within the UK Grime scene for a while, but this was certainly out of the blue.

Being Christmas, you’d expect the mood to be jolly but he had other ideas and basically sends for EVERY MC worth sending for in Grime and even takes it old school and sends for Napper (crack ur skull…. ahhhhhhhhh!!!)..

Logan Sama played it on his Kiss 100 show on Mondays which runs from 11pm-1am.

Make of it what you will…



Giggs VS MTV Base and BBC 1Xtra…

This is taken from www.overgroundonline.com. This provides a different insight to Giggs’s background behind the controversial Last Straw video (click HERE to see it) in which he directs his frustrations towards some of the power movers in the music industry.

I’ve heard it said before that he will not go far as he cannot interview and he’s too monotone etc, I think he shows more of his personality on this as he can relate to the interviewer. He just seems to come across more like an American rapper when he interviews, like he don’t give a …. what he says, so he should do. Too many UK artists try and either sugar coat or act greazy, he simply keeps it real.

I like the way he carries himself, despite what he may or may not do on the roads or what he has or hasn’t done prior to music success he comes across very humble and laid back. Considering the hype he had around him for his trademark song this year it would be easy to get distracted into the lifestyle and come across boisterous and over hype but he keeps it real, to the fullest.

I like the line where they ask if what message he would give to kids who look up to him, ‘I don’t wanna be no role model.’



X Factor’s winner does not want the EX Factor
He can't play his way back into her heart now!

He can't play his way back into her heart now!

X Factor winner Alexandra Burke has blasted back at her ex boyfriends claim that he had a sex tape which he was planning to sell to a tabloid. 20 year old Burke has hit back by saying she will never trust men again after the threat from D’andre West.

“I will never date a man again, I really can’t trust men now, every relationship I’ve had has never gone well and they always backstab me in the end,” she announced.

This was in response to this claim from the heart broken ex boyfriend,  “I want to make some money…I’m not interested in anything less than £100,000,” he claimed.

West told the News of the World that he has material of the singer having sex and performing a sex act, I wonder what that might be!! (If I use my BRAIN or my HEAD then it might figure it out!!)

However, Alexandra who had been in a two-year relationship with West has denied the claims, and says she feels betrayed.

“He’s a bit of a fool for doing this and he text me to tell me he’s been getting death threats and he’s planning on going to the Mirror to sell another story to clear his name,” Alexandra revealed.

Burke is clearly putting this situation behind her and concentrating on her future, which many tip for huge success, Louis Walsh even compared her to Beyonce after their amazing duet on Saturday’s final, surely the best EVER performance on the much viewed and debated X Factor.

“I’m so excited about the future and I actually can’t wait to see what’s in store for me. I really want to bring old skool music back with a little bit of a pop twist,” she said.

In further news she also announced she wants to duet with my personal favourite and fellow mentoree, Diana Vickers and also mentor Cheryl Cole, i’ll back that!!

 That’s enough X Factor news now! I don’t know why I watch such silly TV anyway!



There’s A Thin Line Between a Joke and Getting Knocked Da F Out!
December 10, 2008, 8:47 pm
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This is FUN-NY!!

OK, Jamie doesn’t hold it up all the way through this set but his sheer spontaneous ability is a joy to watch, if this don’t make you at least ’snigger’ then your sense of humour is of an extremely high expectancy level.

I mean, the individuals sitting in the front row must feel like wasted material, there’s a joke though and there’s taking it overboard, I think Jamie passes that line quite early into this, ‘Now this is what NEW Converse’s look like!!‘ 

I must say, if he polishes off his rough edges he’s definitely a bright prospect in terms of UK Stand-Up comedians.

 



Is Hollow Da Ard-est….. Ummmm?
December 9, 2008, 7:12 pm
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I won’t lie, when I first heard ‘Talkin da Ardest’ from Giggs, although I felt it, I couldn’t help but be pessimistic and think it was all a hype, but then I heard a few more mixtapes and started taking him more seriously.

Although I don’t believe he fulfilled his potential with his album release of ‘Walk In The Park,’ he still had some banger’s, ‘Cut Up Bag, Rat-A-Tat-Tat, and the Intro’ being the stand out tunes in my opinion.

Despite my initial reservations, it seems as though Giggs has proved it wasn’t just a hype and he’s actually ‘Talking da Ardest’ right now in terms of UK spitting, or is anyone going harder right now?

The BET award show that the fans appreciate Giggs’ graft and it seemed pretty obvious that he had the award in the bag as the UK Hip Hop tune of the year, that still bumps out of car windows, blocks of flats and in raves is undeniably ‘Talkin da Ardest.’

These are some of Giggs’ latest material, the second a spoof airing his frustrations at some of the power movers in the UK Black Music Industry, namely MTV Base and BBC 1Xtra, it does seem funny that the ‘tune of the year’ was not playlisted on either of the named broadcasters.

He goes in on Jazmine and Ray-Paul, ‘So you think I give a fuc* about Jazmine….. Silly little fat cow… Uuuuummmmm!!! ARD-BODIED!!!!’ LOL

The actors are ALOT!!



Have a laugh!!
November 26, 2008, 3:55 pm
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In the current times of doom and gloom, the weather ain’t helping that cause at all, we all need abit of cheering up in our lives..

This is old, and her debut but this is taken from Choice FM and was her first major live show and she done ALOT!! Mel’s like a sister from another mother.. And it’s not coz I got love for her that i’m backing her as if she was wack i’d show her..

Go on.. Have a laugh!! That dude who gets the first joke targeted at him must feel WASTE!!

Who’s the best out of the three? Hit the comment box and let me know!!